A: Next month is my mother’s 80th birthday. B: Wow, that’s a major milestone. What are you going to get her? A: Well, I was racking my brains for months, and I couldn’t come up with anything suitable. B: What do you get for the woman who has everything, eh? A: As chance would have it, I was walking along the street and I found a store selling traditional lanterns. B: Lanterns are quite cheap and nasty, though, aren’t they? A: Certainly not! I chose a really nice one and asked him to write something auspicious on it in Chinese calligraphy. I also took photos of him doing it, which I will include in the parcel. A: 下個月是我媽媽的八十大壽。 B: 哇，這是大生日欸！你要送她什麼？ A: 我努力想了幾個月，還是想不出要送她什麼東西才好。 B: 要送東西給什麼都不缺的女人真難，對吧？ A: 幸好，我走在街上的時候，發現一家賣傳統燈籠的店。 B: 可是燈籠不都是些品質很差的便宜貨嗎？ A: 才不是呢！我挑了一個很漂亮的燈籠，請他幫我在上面用書法寫了些吉祥話。我還拍了幾張他寫書法的照片，會放在包裹裡一起寄去。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
There are 225 hectares of coffee plantations in Pingtung County — the most of any county in Taiwan. It is now coffee harvest season in the county. However, while harvesting this year’s crop, Pingtung County’s coffee farmers discovered an infestation of the coffee borer beetle, which has already ravaged coffee crops in central and northern Taiwan. The pest has significantly depleted this year’s coffee harvest — by 30 percent, according to data published by Pingtung County Government Department of Agriculture. The department has called in experts to help investigate and assist farmers with preventative measures to suppress the beetle’s spread. Pingtung’s coffee farms are mostly located along the Dawu mountain range, but in recent years farmers have begun to grow coffee in flatland areas. According to local coffee farmers, this is the first time that their coffee plantations have suffered from blight, so they lack knowledge in how to deal with it. As the amount of land set aside for growing coffee in Pingtung has increased, farmers say cultivation management and blight problems have come to the fore. The coffee borer beetle is tiny and burrows into the coffee fruit to extract food and lay eggs. The beetles also reproduce rapidly: a single beetle typically lays between 30 to 60 eggs inside the fruit. Damaged fruit withers and dries out, while bacteria within the cavity left by the beetle may produce fungus growth, leading to a higher “bean float rate” when wet processing the beans after harvest. Removing “floating beans” is the first step during processing coffee beans. Farmers place the freshly harvested beans into large containers of water. Ripe beans are heavier, so they will sink to the bottom, while lighter unripe or inferior beans float on the surface. Pingtung County Government Department of Agriculture says it is using traps to prevent the
A: Whatever you do, don’t spend 10 minutes on stage blubbering and effusing about how you love everyone and how if we follow our dreams we are sure to achieve them in the end. And please, do not read a list as long as your arm of the names of people without whom you could have not done it. B: Yeah, I know. It’s annoying when people do that. It’s embarrassing, patronizing and stultifyingly boring. A: Yes, and although I do love your work, it’s only a report about foreign rodents, after all. B: You’ve persuaded me. I’m going to throw my speech away. In the tiny likelihood that we do win, I’m going to walk up to the stage, grab the award, thank my parents and get off the stage as quickly as my legs will carry me. A: Nice. A: 不管你怎麼做，總之不要花十分鐘在台上哽咽、很感動地說你有多麼愛每個人，說如果心懷夢想、堅持到底，最後一定就會成功。而且請不要唸一長串跟你手臂一樣長的名單說，如果沒有這些人，你就不可能成功。 B: 好啦，我知道啦。每次有這樣的人都很煩。這樣很丟臉、自以為是，而且超級無聊。 A: 對呀，而且我雖然真的很喜歡你的作品，可是這畢竟只是在報導外來的嚙齒動物。 B: 你說服我了。我要把講稿丟掉。如果真的有那麼一點機率我們得獎了，我就會走到台上，一把抓起獎座、感謝我爸媽，然後用我所能達到的速度盡快下台。 A: 很好！ （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
A: Is the award ceremony going to be televised? Do you think they’ll do a close-up of your faces when your names are announced, and at the moment they declare the winner? B: I hadn’t thought of that! How mortifying. I suppose I have to practice feigning surprise or looking pleased for the other team if we don’t win. A: You’ll be fine. Just act natural, and make sure you don’t eat the dessert until after your category has been announced. B: Why? Because I need to wait to see whether I should eat the cake to celebrate or to console myself if I lose? A: No, because you’re a messy eater, and you don’t want chocolate mousse all over your face when they zoom in. A: 這個頒獎典禮電視會不會轉播啊？他們會不會在唸到你名字的時候，和宣布得獎者的時候，給你的臉一個特寫啊？ B: 我還沒想過耶！這真是太窘了！那我猜我就得要來練習一下假裝驚訝的樣子，或是知道別的團隊得獎的時候為他們高興的樣子，如果我們沒得獎的話。 A: 你沒問題的啦。只要表現自然就好，還有，在你的獎項揭曉以前千萬不要吃甜點。 B: 為什麼？這是因為得獎者宣布以後，我才會知道吃蛋糕到底是要慶祝得獎，還是因為落選要安慰自己一下嗎？ A: 不是。因為你吃相不佳，免得到時候鏡頭拉近你，也照到你滿臉的巧克力慕斯。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
Late singer Whitney Houston has earned her third diamond-certified album, becoming the first black artist to achieve the feat, according to AP. The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) announced recently that Whitney’s 1987 second album, “Whitney,” has reached diamond status, which is equivalent to selling 10 million albums in the US. Diamond status is 10 times higher than platinum status. “Whitney” features four songs that topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart: the Grammy-winning I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me), Didn’t We Almost Have It All, So Emotional and Where Do Broken Hearts Go. Her self-titled 1985 debut album and the 1992 “The Bodyguard” soundtrack were already diamond albums, selling 13 million and 18 million units respectively. Artists or groups with three or more diamond albums include Garth Brooks, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Shania Twain and the Eagles. According to Billboard, three black artists also boast two diamond albums — “King of Pop” Michael Jackson, 2Pac and Mariah Carey. (Eddy Chang, Taipei Times) 據美聯社報導，已故流行天后惠妮休斯頓經銷售認證，榮獲她個人的第三張鑽石唱片，成為音樂史上首位達成此項成就的黑人歌手！美國唱片業協會（RIAA）於近日宣布，惠妮一九八七年發行的第二張專輯《惠妮》已通過鑽石唱片認證，代表該專輯在美國大賣超過一千萬張。千萬鑽石唱片的銷量比百萬白金唱片高十倍。 《惠妮》專輯有四首單曲登上告示牌排行榜冠軍，包括贏得葛萊美獎的《I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me》、《Didn’t We Almost Have It All》、《So Emotional》、《Where Do Broken Hearts Go》。而她一九八五年的首張同名專輯《惠妮休斯頓》、一九九二年的電影《終極保鑣》原聲帶均成功獲得鑽石唱片認證，在美國分別狂賣一千三百萬及一千八百萬張。 其他擁有至少三張鑽石唱片的藝人有鄉村歌王葛斯布魯克、天團披頭四、齊柏林飛船、鄉村歌后仙妮亞唐恩、老鷹合唱團。據告示牌表示，另外三位黑人歌手各有兩張鑽石唱片——包括流行天王麥可傑克森、吐派克、瑪麗亞凱莉。 （台北時報張聖恩〉
A: Look, just have fun with it. I gave a speech at a wedding once. I was dreading it for months, but when I stood up and saw the audience beaming back at me, I knew it would be alright. B: I know, but if we do win, I know that I will feel like a fraud, and that the other team should have won, not us. A: Have confidence in yourself. Many years ago, I saw a comedian give an acceptance speech for a lifetime achievement award. B: Wow, he must have been humbled, and had a whole list of people to thank. A: Not even close. He told the judges that he thought it was about time he received one, and that he wasn’t going to thank anybody, because he’d done all the hard work himself. He was joking, of course. The audience was in stitches. A: 我跟你說，你只要樂在其中就好了。有一次我要在婚禮致辭，我擔心了好幾個月！可是我站起來的時候，看到觀眾對我笑，我就知道安啦。 B: 我知道。如果我們真的得獎了，我就會覺得自己像騙子，覺得我們不應該贏，別的團隊才該得獎。 A: 你應該要對自己有信心。好幾年以前，我看到一個喜劇演員發表終身成就獎的得獎感言。 B: 哇，那他一定覺得受寵若驚，要感謝的人有一長串名單。 A: 完全不是這樣。他告訴評審說，他早該得獎了，他也不會去感謝任何人，因為這都是他自己努力而來的。不過他當然是在開玩笑啦。觀眾被逗得忍不住大笑。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
A: Why are you so worried about the acceptance speech? B: I find any kind of public speaking really intimidating. I get paralyzed with fear standing in front of a sea of expectant faces. I can see it now: I’ll be shaking uncontrollably, my pulse will be racing and I won’t be able to stop my knees knocking. A: Think positive. Just remember to memorize your speech beforehand. B: I’ve already prepared a speech and committed it to memory, but I bet my mind will go blank if I’m ever called to actually deliver it. A: You’re overthinking it. You’re tying yourself up in knots fretting about it. B: This is just the way I am. I have butterflies in my stomach even now, just thinking about it. A: 為什麼致個感謝辭會讓你擔心成那個樣子？ B: 只要是在公開場合說話，我都會覺得很恐怖。在一大堆觀眾面前我就嚇得全身麻痺了。我現在就可以想像：我會發抖，抖得沒法控制，脈搏會跳得超快，我會沒法控制膝蓋格格發抖。 A: 樂觀一點。你只要事先背好講稿就好啦！ B: 我已經準備好講稿背起來了，可是我猜如果我真的被叫上台致辭，到時候我腦筋會一片空白。 A: 你想太多了。你越擔心就會越緊張。 B: 我就是這樣啊。現在光是用想的，我就緊張得七上八下。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
Din tao (temple parade) performances such as the “eight generals,” lion and dragon dancing and war drum corps are characteristic and unique forms of Taiwanese folk religious culture. Nantou County Councilor Tsai Ming-hsuan said during a county governance interpellation session on Nov. 11 that din tao culture such as the “eight generals” is really a similar kind of performance to Beijing opera, despite their being performed in different places — one in temples, the other in theaters. Tsai pointed out that Chiayi City has registered one local temple’s “eight generals” din tao troupe as an intangible cultural asset. He suggested that Nantou County Government departments should work togethers to cultivate din tao cultural talents and place due importance on cultural heritage. Tsai said that the county government’s Department of Civil Affairs is responsible for managing religious cultural activities, while cultural performing arts groups fall under the remit of the Cultural Affairs Bureau. However, under current arrangements the categories of performing arts group managed by the Cultural Affairs Bureau only include music, dance, modern theater, traditional opera and cultural performing arts, while din tao rituals such as the “eight generals,” which are a common sight at folk religious cultural events, do not fit in to any of these categories. As a result, nobody takes care of or assists din tao culture, leaving it to face many problems. Tsai emphasized that din tao is a kind of performing art and folk religious cultural activity. He said that it can be combined with tourism, just as Taiwanese people are sure to go and see some local traditional festivals when they go on tours to Japan. He said that we should not just focus on bad aspects such as the fights that some din tao troupes occasionally get involved in. Tsai suggested that the county
We see a frail and elderly woman in a chair, her eyes downcast. She motions for the music to be turned up, a swelling melody from Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake, and with a little encouragement her hands begin to flutter. Then suddenly her eyes flash and she’s Odette the swan queen at the misty lakeside, arms raised. She leans forward, wrists crossed in classic swan pose; her chin lifts as if she’s commanding the stage once more, her face lost in reverie. The woman in the film is Marta Cinta Gonzalez Saldana, a former ballet dancer who died last year, the year the video was shot. But the clip has gone viral since being posted recently by Spanish organisation Musica Para Despertar (Music to Awaken), which promotes the value of music for those living with Alzheimer’s. The particular ability of music to connect with people living with even severe dementia is becoming well known. Auditory memory may be the last thing to leave us because it’s one of the first things we develop, at around 18 weeks in the womb, says Grace Meadows, program director at Music for Dementia. “They’re some of the deepest neural pathways that get laid down,” she says. Our first language, the babbling and cooing of babies and their carers, is a form of musical exchange. “That’s why it’s so deep and why we’re so responsive to it, because it’s so primal.” That remains true when people have cognitive impairments, partly because music is processed in so many different parts of the brain. If there’s something blocking its neural pathway, it finds another path. And music from formative stages in our lives tends to have the strongest hold, especially around the teenage years and 20s, the “memory bump” as it is called, when so many intense social bonds and new emotions
A: Fancy a hike this Sunday? B: I can’t. I have to go to an awards ceremony. My team has been nominated for a story we did last summer. A: Wow, look at you! I’m so proud of you. I know you work hard at your reports, and I’m sure the team deserves this recognition. What was the story about? B: It was a report on the popularity of the Syrian hamster in Amsterdam. I was the producer on this one. I can’t believe it was nominated, to be honest. A: Don’t do yourself down. I’m sure you have a good chance of winning. B: I certainly hope not. I’m banking on somebody else getting the award. I’m petrified at the thought of giving an acceptance speech. A: 你星期天要不要去爬山？ B: 我沒辦法去，因為我得要去一個頒獎典禮。我們團隊去年夏天做的一個報導入圍了。 A: 哇，好棒啊！我真是以你為榮。我知道你做報導很努力，也很確定你們團隊值得受到這個肯定。這是什麼樣的報導啊？ B: 這是報導敘利亞倉鼠在阿姆斯特丹受歡迎的程度。我是這報導的製作人。老實說我不敢相信它會入圍。 A: 別低估你自己。我相信你們要贏的機會很大。 B: 我才不希望贏。我希望是別人得獎。一想到得獎還要致感謝辭，我就嚇呆了。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
Huang Ming-ying, a prosecutor from the Ministry of Justice’s Tainan City Investigation Bureau, was in the middle of investigating a case in June when he discovered that the suspect under investigation was keeping an owl as a pet. It transpired that the owl in question was a collared scops owl, which is categorized as a class-2 rare and valuable species under the Wildlife Conservation Act. Huang decided to expand the scope of the investigation. During a search in July, five radiated tortoises were also found in the suspect’s possession. According to prosecutors, the asking price for a radiated tortoise is NT$10,000, resulting from its status as a class-1 protected exotic species. The discovery led prosecutors to believe that the suspect was engaged in illegal private wild animal trade and may also be involved in smuggling. The owl’s discovery led prosecutors to widen their investigation to individuals higher up the food chain, and a large-scale search in northern, central and southern Taiwan ensued. As of this month, a total of 64 animals of 19 protected species have been found, including radiated tortoises, Bali mynas, russet sparrows and yellow-naped and yellow-headed Amazon parrots, all of which are class-1 protected endangered species. The case is still ongoing and prosecutors say the scope of the illegal wildlife trading network keeps expanding as the investigation rolls on. The protected animals discovered during the search are temporarily being cared for by wildlife conservation groups and regional animal shelters. Prosecutors say that to meet the needs of wildlife buyers, sellers collude with illegal poaching groups to set bird nets and hunting equipment within protected areas to trap wild animals, and sellers sacrifice countless animal lives to provide just one live specimen for trading in the underground market. Furthermore, due to owners’ unfamiliarity with wild animals’ living habits, many die while
A: That was a tiring trip. Home at last! How is Cocoa? B: He’s upstairs, resting on the bed. He’s absolutely exhausted from the trip. A: I think he was just completely overwhelmed. He spent most of the time in the car, but it was still mentally tiring for him; he didn’t know where we were going, or when we would be coming back home. B: Yeah, I also think he’s getting on, too. He’s not a puppy anymore. He doesn’t have the bags of energy he used to have. A: I’m sure he enjoyed the trip, but he’s probably glad to be back home, in his own comfort zone. Let him sleep it off; he’ll be right as rain in the morning. A: 這趟旅行好累，終於回到家了！可可還好嗎？ B: 牠在樓上，躺在床上。牠這次出門是累壞了。 A: 我想牠完全是累癱了。雖然牠大部份的時間都待在車上，可是心理上還是會覺得很累。牠不知道我們要去哪裡，或是什麼時候回家。 B: 對呀，我也覺得牠變老了。牠已經不是小狗了，不像以前一樣精力充沛。 A: 我確定牠很喜歡這趟旅行，不過牠大概很高興回到家、回到牠的舒適圈。讓牠睡睡回復精力，明天早上牠又會是活蹦亂跳的了。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
B: Now, are you sure you don’t want to bring Goldie? Since we have the car and the pet-friendly hotel, we might as well just take both of them. She might be lonely at home. A: She’s a home dog, and my friend will stop by twice a day to feed her and take her out for a walk. They get on like a house on fire. She’ll have a blast. B: It’s just a shame she won’t get to see the sites we’ll be visiting. A: She has a habit of running off the minute you take your eyes off her. If she gets lost miles from home, I’m worried we’ll never find her again. B: Have you thought about putting a bell around her neck? Or a flashing light for when it is dark? A: We’ll take Cocoa. He’ll love visiting the different sites, and he’ll be as good as gold. Goldie, however, stays at home. My decision is final. B: 你確定不要帶小黃去嗎？現在我們有車、有可以帶寵物的旅館，我們乾脆就兩隻都帶去。不然小黃自己在家大概會覺得寂寞。 A: 牠是很戀家的狗，而且我朋友每天會來餵牠、帶牠出去散步兩次。我朋友跟小黃感情很好，小黃會很愉快的。 B: 只是很可惜牠沒法跟我們一起去看看我們玩的地方。 A: 牠常常趁我們一不注意就亂跑。如果牠在離我們家很遠的地方走丟了，恐怕就再也沒辦法找回來了。 B: 你有沒有考慮在牠脖子上掛鈴鐺？或是在天黑的時候掛閃爍的燈？ A: 我們帶可可去，牠喜歡到不同的地方去，而且牠會非常乖。那小黃呢，就待在家。就這麼決定了。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
The 57th Golden Horse Awards will take place at the National Sun Yat-sen Memorial Hall on Saturday. Director Chen Yu-hsun’s My Missing Valentine is leading the nominees with 11 nods this year, including Best Feature Film. Other nominees for this category are: Days Classmates Minus, Dear Tenant, and Hand Rolled Cigarette. Hit movie Your Name Engraved Herein, which is the best-selling local film this year, also boasts five nominations for the Golden Horses, known as the Oscars of the Chinese world, including young sensation Edward Chen for Best New Actor. Chen is set to perform the theme song of the blockbuster movie at the ceremony with singer Crowd Lu. The Lifetime Achievement Award is going to director Hou Hsiao-hsien, who shot to fame internationally by winning the Golden Lion Award at the Venice Film Festival in 1989 with his classic A City of Sadness, which won him a Golden Horse for Best Director. Hou later won two more Golden Horses for Best Director with Good Men, Good Women and The Assassin in 1995 and 2015, respectively. (Eddy Chang, Taipei Times) 第五十七屆金馬獎頒獎典禮週六將在國父紀念館登場，導演陳玉勳的《消失的情人節》強勢入圍十一項，包括最佳劇情長片獎，是本屆大贏家。其它角逐該獎項的有︰《日子》、《同學麥娜絲》、《親愛的房客》、《手捲煙》。 金馬獎向來被視為華人世界的奧斯卡金像獎！而今年最賣座國片《刻在你心底的名字》亦榮獲五項提名，包括爆紅的主角陳昊森將角逐最佳新演員獎，還將在典禮上和歌手盧廣仲共同演唱該片主題曲《刻在我心底的名字》。 本屆終身成就獎則將頒發給知名導演侯孝賢，他於一九八九年以經典國片《悲情城市》，贏得威尼斯影展金獅獎從此享譽國際，並以該片贏得一座金馬獎最佳導演獎。之後更以《好男好女》、《刺客聶隱娘》，在一九九五年及二○一五年三度榮獲導演獎。 （台北時報張聖恩〉
B: OK, so the car rental place said we can take the dog, we’ll just have to pay a cleaning surcharge. A: That’s no problem. I’ve been looking for a hotel that allows pets. It’s not so easy. I found loads of interesting places to stay, but when I added a filter for “pets allowed,” the number was whittled down to one. B: That’s no good. I found one online, but they say we have to rent out the entire premises; we can’t just book one room. A: I had no idea it would be so difficult to find a pet-friendly hotel. B: Let me have a look at the photos. Hmmm, I wouldn’t have normally chosen to stay in this place, but our options are limited. I guess beggars can’t be choosers. B: OK，租車店說我們可以帶狗，只要另外付清潔費就可以了。 A: 這沒問題啊。我在找可以帶寵物去的旅館。這不好找欸。有很多有意思的地方可以住，可是我加上「可以帶寵物」這個搜尋條件以後，只剩下一個選項。 B: 唉！我在網路上找到一家，可是他們說沒辦法只租一間房，我們得租下整棟才行。 A: 沒想到要找寵物友善的旅館是那麼難。 B: 讓我看一下照片。嗯，通常我不會挑這個地方住，可是我們的選擇有限，只好飢不擇食了。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
B: Good morning. I’d like to rent a car for a few days. We’ll be leaving early Friday morning and coming back sometime on Sunday. C: That’s no problem. Come in on the morning and we’ll have the car ready for you. We’ll need about 20 minutes to go through the paperwork before you set off. B: That’s fantastic. One question: do you allow pets in the car? C: Our policy is that we do not encourage pets in the car, but customers sometimes do take their dogs or cats. In that event, a cleaning fee will apply, to remove pet hair or odors left behind in the car. The actual charge will depend on how much cost we incur from the cleaning. B: That’s perfectly reasonable. Our dog is very well behaved and does not shed, neither does he have a strong smell. C: We’ll see you early Friday morning, then. B: 您好！我想要租車幾天。我們要星期五一大早出發，然後星期天回來，時間不確定。 C: 沒問題。你當天早上來，車子就會準備好了。我們需要二十分鐘左右把文件辦好，然後你們就可以上路了。 B: 太好了。我有一個問題， 我們可以帶寵物上車嗎? C: 我們按規定是不鼓勵載寵物的，可是有時候客人還是會帶狗啊或是貓的上車。如果是這樣的話，我們就會加收清潔費，來清除寵物留在車裡的毛或是味道。確切金額要看清潔的實際費用。 B: 這非常合理。我們的狗很乖，不會脫毛，也沒有很重的味道。 C: 那我們星期五早上見。 （Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯） English 英文: Chinese 中文:
The idea that “you might get fat after you quit smoking” makes some smokers who are concerned about their body weight less willing to quit, but is it reasonable to think that way? The Health Promotion Administration says that people may indeed gain weight after they quit smoking. That is because when people quit smoking, their basal metabolic rate will go back to normal and their digestion and absorption of nutrients will be more efficient than when they smoked. In addition, people who are in the process of quitting are more inclined to eat snacks as a way of satisfying their urge to smoke, and this causes them to absorb more calories. However, the harm done to one’s body by smoking is much greater than the health risk associated with a temporary weight gain of two or three kilograms, because the damage done by smoking lasts a lifetime, but your body weight can be controlled and gradually reduced. The nicotine in tobacco can cause bodily reactions similar to those produced by taking narcotics, so people may experience some unpleasant symptoms when they quit smoking. Some people may experience withdrawal symptoms such as short temper, low spirits, sadness and changes in appetite, but these symptoms are actually the body’s reactions as it adjusts to falling levels of nicotine. These symptoms usually last for two to four weeks, and although they are hard to control, they are not harmful to one’s health. Generally speaking, the unpleasant feelings will gradually diminish after a few days. The Health Promotion Administration suggests that people who are giving up smoking should drink plenty of water, get a reasonable amount of exercise and avoid excessive intake of calories. When you feel like smoking, you can chew some sugar-free chewing gum or eat some fresh fruit snacks. (Translated by Julian
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