Driving Lessons belongs to that hardy niche of British comedies designed as star vehicles for distinguished actresses (preferably Dames) of a certain age whose assignment is to win awards by devouring the scenery. Julie Walters, who does the chomping in Driving Lessons, isn't yet a Dame like Maggie Smith, Judi Dench and Joan Plowright, who specialize in such tasks. But the movie carries Walters, who established her scenery-chewing credentials with Educating Rita, a step in that direction.
Walters is Evie Walton, a retired actress and legend in her own mind, who has affixed a bogus title to her name and flaunts a disheveled grandiosity to go with it. Despite her background interpreting Shakespeare and Chekhov, Dame Evie, as she calls herself, is known to the younger generation only from a trashy daytime soap opera called "The Shipping Magnates," which one gushing follower of the show describes as "big on the gay scene." When that fan parrots one of the catchphrases mouthed by Evie's character — "I'm a woman, Leland, not an oil tanker" — Evie is not amused, but we are.
Veering between imperiousness and wild eccentricity, Evie hurls curses at the vegetation in her backyard while attacking it with pruning shears. Visitors who call on her unexpectedly might arrive to find her facedown on the floor, drunk. A lover of the outdoors, Evie persuades a friend to drive her to a campsite for the afternoon and, once there, swallows the car key to ensure that they have to stay the night. The key will appear in the morning, she promises: she is "regular as clockwork."
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Evie tells whoppers. After an anxiety attack, she confides in her worried companion that she is suffering from a fatal illness and expects to die within months. A day or two later, she has forgotten this fabrication until he reminds her of it, and she dismisses her fib as nothing.
Her companion on the road, Ben (Rupert Grint, the talented young actor who has played Harry Potter's sidekick in four films), is a shy, carrot-topped youth from a strict Christian household who takes a job as Evie's assistant. Ben dabbles in poetry and pines after a priggish Bible-spouting girl in his church.
Driving Lessons is the directorial debut of Jeremy Brock, who wrote the screenplays for Mrs. Brown and Charlotte Gray. It was inspired by Brock's teenage experience working one summer for Dame Peggy Ashcroft.
The dramatic core of the movie is the struggle for Ben's soul waged between two female monsters: one lovable (Evie), if impossible, and the other thoroughly detestable (Ben's holier-than-thou Bible-thumping mother, Laura). Played by Laura Linney with an impeccable British accent that matches her character's smiles of icy piety, Laura is treated with a loathing rarely seen in movies since the Freudian 1950s, when evil, castrating moms made convenient scapegoats.
This movie is no friend of the church. Ben's emasculated father, Robert (Nicholas Farrell), is an ardent bird-watcher who delivers mealy-mouthed sermons and would rather warble birdcalls to his son than develop any meaningful communication. The monster mother, meanwhile, is having an adulterous affair with the handsome young man handpicked to play Jesus in a church pageant she is overseeing.
Ben's role in this ridiculous charade is a eucalyptus tree. When this spectacle is finally put on and goes amok with the appearance of Evie, the image of Ben peering miserably through his costume of leaves and branches is laugh-out-loud funny.
In a bizarre act of charity, Laura has also brought into the house a cross-dressing lunatic named Fincham (Jim Norton), who ran over his wife. The character, who develops an obsession with wearing Laura's clothes, is strictly a plot device, reserved for one act of rebellion near the end of the movie.
It is through Evie that Ben learns to break his mother's rules. Although he hasn't earned a driver's license, Evie insists he be her chauffeur. Violating Laura's curfew, he takes Evie camping and later shepherds her to a literary festival in Edinburgh. Their relationship metamorphoses from embattled to mutually nurturing.
The screwball aging diva genre isn't the only formula guiding this stubbornly old-fashioned movie. Driving Lessons belongs to the silly feel-good mode of The Full Monty, Calendar Girls, Billy Elliot, Kinky Boots and dozens of other celebrations of Britons defying convention to become "free," whatever that means. Since any connections between Driving Lessons and the real world are tangential at best, it's a faux liberation: the easiest kind.
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