Rudi Kischer wants to help those Americans who have the post-election blues after US President George W. Bush's second-term victory.
The Vancouver, British Columbia, immigration lawyer plans seminars in three US cities -- Seattle, San Francisco and Los Angeles -- to tell Americans frustrated with Bush's victory that the grass is greener north of the border. And that's not just an allusion to Canada's lenient marijuana laws.
"We started last year getting a lot of calls from Americans dissatisfied with the way the country is going," Kischer says. "Then after the election, it's been crazy up here. The Canadian immigration Web site had 115,000 hits the day after the election -- from the US alone. We usually only get 20,000 hits."
There was so much interest that a Vancouver-based Internet firm, Communicopia, set up a new Web site this month (www.canadianalternative.-com) to suggest Canada as a viable option for its US clients, including anyone concerned about constitutional bans on gay marriage passed in 11 US states this month.
"We invite you to get to know Canada," the site says. "Explore the richness and diversity of our regions. And find out why Canada is the perfect alternative for conscientious, forward-thinking Americans."
Another Web site urges: "Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbors from four more years of cowboy conservatism."
Canada suddenly has utopian appeal for many left-leaning Americans. Its universal health care, gay rights, abortion rights, gun-control laws, drug laws, opposition to the Iraq War, ban on capital punishment and ethnic diversity mirror many values of the American left. Immigrants, including an estimated 1 million Americans, make up nearly 20 percent of Canada's population. The UN named Toronto the world's most multicultural city.
And, as Michael Moore pointed out in Bowling for Columbine -- required viewing for many lefties -- in Canada there's apparently no reason to lock your door.
On the other hand, it's cold. The baseball's not very good. And the taxes are higher, eh? But, as one man who has his bags nearly packed likes to say, at least the taxes go toward good causes.
"I just like their way of life a lot better, and with everything the Bush administration has done -- for the American people to give him their seal of approval, it's basically the last straw," says Ralph Appoldt, a resident of Portland, Oregon, a state that narrowly supported Senator John Kerry for president.
"Canada's basic population is much more intelligent, polite and civilized," Appoldt said. "I like their way of government a lot better. Their tax dollars go to helping those who need it, instead of funneling money back up to the wealthy and feeding this huge military-industrial machine."
Appoldt, 50, a sales manager, and his wife, a nurse, figure that selling their house and getting their immigration approved could take more than a year. But they're moving, they insist. They've already hired Kischer to help them.
Though he may see a good business opportunity following the election, Kischer has no illusions of a mass exodus to Canada. Americans have to follow the same procedures as everyone else -- including the US$500 application fee, the US$975 landing tax and the wait of six months to two years. He only expects about 100 people at his how-to-move-to-Canada seminars.