A masked burglar early on Saturday broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored.
The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because he is a raccoon.
Photo: Samantha Martin, Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter via AP
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
“I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”
Martin said she took the raccoon back to the animal shelter, although she had her fair share of giggles along the way.
Photo: Samantha Martin, Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter via AP
“Another day in the life of an animal control officer, I guess,” she said.
Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter commended Martin for handling the break-in, and confirmed the raccoon had sobered up.
“After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,” the agency said in a statement.
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