A netizen published an article titled “Moaning In My Room” on National Taiwan University’s PTT StupidClown Board, in which he said he was returning home early one afternoon. Just as he approached the apartment corridor, he heard a woman and a man moaning. Doubts and questions swiftly flooded his mind: “My girlfriend told me she went to class. Was that a lie she used so she could take some guy home?” and “But there’s no sign of someone else’s or her shoe. Did she hide their shoes in order to cover things up?”
On the verge of bursting into tears, the netizen, after wrestling with himself in his mind for a while, decided to open the door of his room. He was dumbstruck to find that his laptop was playing his “special collection” while his cat was lying on the keyboard, watching his collection on the monitor. Because the laptop had a touch volume control, and the cat happened to sit on the “volume up” button, the sound was at its maximum.
“It was a relief, but I cannot help but wonder what my roommates were thinking.”
Photo: Lin Hsin-han, Liberty Times
照片：自由時報記者林欣漢
(Liberty Times, translated by Ethan Zhan)
有網友在台大PTT笨版發表《房間傳出的嬌喘聲（微西斯）》一文，指出某天下午提早回家，走到走廊口時，聽見很大聲的女生咿咿喔喔，還有男生低沉聲，網友腦中拋出一堆質疑，「女友跟我說她要上課，難道她趁我出門帶別人回來？」、「可是沒有別人鞋子，也沒有她的鞋子，難道為了隱藏還把鞋子藏好？」
網友好不容易下定決心，強忍淚水打開房門，未料，他的筆電播著他的「收藏」，他家的貓趴在鍵盤上看螢幕，因電腦按鍵是觸碰式，貓的身體狠狠壓在「＋」位置，讓聲音開到最大聲。
「雖然鬆了一口氣，但是不知道其他間的房客會怎麼想啊」。
（自由時報）
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