A toilet seat that attaches to a trailer hitch took top honors in an annual contest for the oddest US warning label, for an advisory telling consumers that they shouldn’t use it while the vehicle is moving.
“The Original Off-Road Commode” won this year’s Wacky Warning Labels contest, organizers announced on Wednesday. The contest, now in its 12th year, is intended to highlight claims that frivolous lawsuits have distorted the US civil justice system.
Steve Shiflett of Hampton, Georgia, won US$500 for submitting the toilet seat’s warning that it’s “not for use on moving vehicles.”
Hunters are a chief target audience for the toilet seat, which is sold by Wylie, Texas-based Convenient Sports International. The company is “very pleased” with the recognition, president of national sales Mike Willis said.
The seat is not designed to lock onto a trailer hitch. Company officials added the warning about two years ago after learning that at least one consumer had modified their product and was driving around with it on the back of his vehicle.
“It was a concern because: ‘What if, what if?’” Willis said.
Daniel Berganini of Fridley, Minnesota, won the second prize of US$250 for a line in a wart-removal product’s instruction guide that is unlikely to reach its targeted audience: “Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.”
Third place was a tie between a cereal bowl warning: “Always use this product with adult supervision,” and a bag of livestock castration rings cautioning: “For animal use only.”
Michael Leonard of Yarmouth, Maine, and Freddy Krieger of Baroda, Michigan, each won US$100.
“Do not eat the LCD panel,” warns a label on a small liquid-crystal display screen, a finalist submitted by David Almcrantz of Goleta, California.
Past winners include a small tractor that cautioned: “Danger: Avoid Death,” and a warning not to put people inside a washing machine.
The contest, sponsored this year by the Foundation for Fair Civil Justice, has a serious edge, organizer Bob Dorigo Jones of Novi, Michigan, said.
“We want to expose how the American civil justice system is out of whack and this contest allows us to use humor as a hook to start an important debate over how much consumers and families spend because of frivolous lawsuits, how much more they spend on everything from medicine to automobiles,” Jones said.
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