A North Korean general cracked a joke about US President George W. Bush at the start of military talks yesterday with South Korea that takes aim at the president's unpopularity for being mired in the Iraq War and other issues.
"I read a political joke, called `Saving the President,' on a US Internet site a while ago," Lieutenant General Kim Yong-chol told his South Korean counterpart as they opened three days of meetings at the truce village of Panmunjom in the Demilitarized Zone dividing the Koreas.
"US President Bush, distressed by the Iraq issue, Iran, the Afghanistan issue and the Korean Peninsula nuclear issue, went on a morning jog,"
Kim began, telling the joke of Bush narrowly avoiding being hit by a car while running by high school students who grab his arm to save him.
As told by Kim, the grateful Bush asks one student if he can do anything in return, and the student asks to go to a US military academy and be buried at Arlington National Cemetery.
Asked why, the student says his parents would kill him if they knew he saved Bush.
Kim's South Korean counterpart, Major General Jeong Seung-jo, told Kim he believed the existence of such a joke about Bush means the US is an advanced democracy, saying such jokes are banned in many countries.
North Korea is one of those countries and tolerates no criticism of leader Kim Jong-il, who rules the nation's poverty-stricken 23-million population with a strong cult of personality.
Access to outside media such as the Web is also strictly limited only to the top elite.
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