A handshake on the driving range. A handwritten note left quietly in his locker.
About the only thing Sergio Garcia has not done this week is send Tiger Woods a box of chocolates.
There is still time, of course, since the two erstwhile rivals do not tee off until today in the US Open at muddy Merion Golf Club. On second thought, maybe a nice bouquet of flowers tucked inside one of those wicker baskets they use for flags here might work better.
What is a fellow got to do to prove he is sorry?
“You know, it’s a big week and I understand that it’s difficult to meet up and stuff,” Garcia said.
It cannot be that hard. Woods himself mentioned he had dinner plans for yesterday night with his niece, Cheyenne. Maybe Garcia could at least get in a few words over dessert.
Or maybe he should just forget the whole thing and do what Woods himself said he had done — consider the matter closed.
Whether Woods actually meant that will be debated in the locker room as much as what Garcia meant last month when he said he would have Woods over for dinner during the Open and serve him fried chicken every night.
Woods let Fuzzy Zoeller twist in the wind for years after he made a similar comment at the Masters. No reason to think Garcia will fare any better.
That is probably why the Spaniard looked like someone had stolen his favorite putter when he met with the media on Tuesday, knowing that most of the questions would have nothing to do with historic Merion or Garcia’s chances of finally winning a major in this Open.
He talked about moving forward and being forgiven. He said he made dumb mistakes, but was trying to learn from them.
He talked even more about moving forward and being forgiven.
“I wish I could go back in time and take back what I said, but unfortunately, I said it,” Garcia said. “You know, the only thing I can do is show you my respect from here moving forward.”
Unfortunately for Garcia, Woods does not forget easily. He tends to forgive even less.
After 14 years of chasing after Woods on the golf course, Garcia must chase him just to offer an apology. He seems to have about as much chance of success as he does winning a major of his own.
“It’s already done,” Woods said, dismissing Garcia as easily as he does most autograph seekers. “We’ve already gone through it all. It’s time for the US Open and we tee it up in two days.”
On a day when spectators sloshed through the mud to watch practice rounds and players fretted about mud balls deciding this Open, the lingering effects of the Woods-Garcia dustup did do one thing.
It drew some of the spotlight from the decision by the US Golf Association to return the Open to Merion, an old and short course that could be easy pickings for the best players in the world.