Headlines screaming “Deportations to begin” and “Markets sink as trade war looms” top a parody newspaper front page the Boston Globe posted on Saturday, with a scathing editorial denouncing Republican US presidential frontrunner Donald Trump’s candidacy.
The mock-up, offering the Globe’s satirical view of the US under a Trump presidency, was set to run as the front page of the newspaper’s “Ideas” section, followed on page 2 of that section by the anti-Trump editorial.
The novel front-page spoof is designed to take Trump’s rhetoric and his policy positions to their “logical conclusion,” the editorial said.
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“It is an exercise in taking a man at his word,” the editorial said. “And his vision of America promises to be as appalling in real life as it is in black and white on the page.”
The editorial brands the billionaire businessman as a “demagogue,” whose own political vision is “profoundly un-American.”
It casts his closest rival for the Republican nomination, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, as “equally extreme” and urges Republicans, if possible at the party’s nominating convention in July, to draft a “plausible, honorable” alternative, suggesting US House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan or former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.
The mock Trump page was conceived and executed by the Globe’s editorial writers, columnists and commentary editors, who make up the newspaper’s editorial board, said Ellen Clegg, the newspaper’s editorial page editor.
Saying that she reports to Boston Globe publisher John Henry, Clegg added that the front-page parody “does not involve our newsroom.”
Clegg said she knows of no other such expression of political satire ever published by the Globe or any other major metropolitan daily in the US during her 30 years at the newspaper. However, it is reminiscent of the kind of parody regularly featured by the farcical online news outlet The Onion.
The mock front page envisions a host of political, financial and international scenarios, ranging from disturbingly surreal to darkly humorous, all playing on Trump’s real pronouncements about illegal immigration, Muslims, national security and the First Amendment of the US Constitution.
A color photograph of Trump making a speech is centered near the top of the page under a banner headline reading: “Deportations to begin,” with a subhead reporting that Trump was calling for a tripling of immigration enforcement personnel as “riots continue.”
A top story on the page opens with the paragraph: “Worldwide stocks plunged again Friday, completing the worst month on record as trade wars with both China and Mexico seem imminent.”
Other mock entries include a story about unrest in the ranks of the US military as soldiers refuse orders to kill family members of Islamic State group militants, and the headline: “New libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press.”
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