A: OK, I have one more idea about the free mangoes. Just hear me out. I have a blender at home. I’ll be back in a while with some milk and ice, and we’ll make smoothies for the office. We could charge NT$25 a pop, just to cover my costs and labor.
B: Instead of thinking about schemes to make money from the management’s generosity, why don’t you do some actual work? Also, do you have any idea how many smoothies 25 boxes of mangoes will make?
A: You can’t have too many mango smoothies. It’s the elixir of the gods. People will thank us.
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(Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱譯)
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