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A: Have you tried listening to relaxing music or reading a boring book before you hit the sack?

B: Look, I know you’re trying to be helpful, but really: I’ve tried every method under the sun and nothing works for me.

A: Sorry... Warm milk with a dash of whisky in it? My father absolutely swears by it.

B: Stop right there. You’re like a broken record.

A: 你有沒有試過在躺平之前,聽一點放鬆的音樂,或讀本無聊的書。

B: 我跟你說,我知道你一直想幫忙,但我真的試過各種方法,對我通通沒有效。

A: 對不起哦...那熱牛奶加一點威士忌呢?我爸絕對會對這個方法打包票。

B: 夠了。你根本就像是跳針的唱片。

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