A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants.
Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 24cm long when flaccid and 33cm erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world’s biggest penises. He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh.
He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first.
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A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled “Mr. Big” reported that Falcon’s penis was 20cm long when he was only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic.
(AFP)
一名以陽具超大著稱的男子,在舊金山國際機場被安檢人員攔下,詢問他褲子為何凸起。
根據《滾石雜誌》,四十一歲的喬納‧法康有個軟的時候二十四公分長、勃起時三十三公分長的陰莖。他曾現身一些探討全球最巨大陰莖的紀錄片中。他七月九日從舊金山返回紐約時,運輸安全部門幹員看到他的左鼠蹊部鼓起後把他攔下。
他告訴他們這是他的「那話兒」,他們檢查他的褲襠,但沒有太仔細看。他被耽擱了五分鐘。這並非法康第一次遇到這種情況。
根據二○○三年《滾石雜誌》一篇題為「雄偉先生」的報導,法康十歲時陰莖就有二十公分長。報導引述法康母親的話指出,兒子生殖器長度是遺傳。
(法新社/翻譯:自由時報國際新聞中心)
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