Novak Djokovic eating grass at Wimbledon, a pistol-packing referee in Brazil or a Scottish goalkeeper traveling to the wrong ground for a game. It has been a bumper year for world sports’ light-hearted moments:
’KEEPER DROPS MAJOR CLANGER
Brechin goalkeeper Graeme Smith dropped the biggest clanger of his career after arriving for his Scottish club’s game against Stenhousemuir to discover he had gone to the wrong ground.
Photo: AFP
Smith had turned up at Stenhousemuir’s Ochilview stadium for the League One clash when the fixture was actually taking place 133km away at his team’s Glebe Park ground.
Smith faced a journey of over 90 minutes to make it for kickoff, but he managed to race to Angus in time to take his place in the starting line-up.
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME
Spanish soccer side Getafe launched a smartphone application to help fans hook up at matches, hoping supporters would couple and boost the club’s fan base by making Getafe-loving babies.
The club said its “Getafinder” worked like the popular app Tinder in helping users meet potential mates nearby, but it would only work near the side’s Alfonso Perez stadium in the Madrid suburbs.
“Getafe is historically one of the football clubs with the fewest fans and the most empty stands in the first division,” the club said in a statement. “With this app you can seek out the Getafe fan you like best in complete anonymity. And if someone you like likes you too, make a match and procreate!”
JETS ON A ROLL
The New York Jets were so determined to experience all the comforts of home during their trip to face the Miami Dolphins in London that they packed 350 rolls of their own toilet paper.
The NFL franchise’s senior manager of team operations told the New York Times that the Jets were bringing their own thick toilet paper to the English capital rather than relying on the thinner version Britons are used to.
“Some may say that’s a little over the top, but it didn’t really cost that much, so why not?” Aaron Degerness told the newspaper.
WHISTLE? CHECK; PISTOL? CHECK
When things started to go wrong during a Brazilian amateur soccer game, the referee took drastic action. Reach for a card? No. He went for his gun.
Players and staff of the Amantes da Bola and Brumahdinho teams brawled with referee Gabriel Murta getting kicked and slapped during the melee. So instead of reaching into his shirt for the card, he went back to the changing room for his firearm.
Video footage emerged of the referee brandishing a handgun at players before being led away by other match officials.
No arrests were made, but according to the Globo newspaper the referee was to be given a psychological evaluation.
AZARENKA FIGHTS TO ‘PINISH’
Victoria Azarenka added the word “pinish” to the tennis lexicon after her US Open third-round win against Angelique Kerber.
During changeovers, the Belarussian was spotted consulting a series of motivational, self-help tips.
When asked to reveal one, she said: “Pinish.”
“It was my coach’s idea — it’s a combination of ‘punish’ and ‘finish,’” former Australian Open champion Azarenka said.
HARD LABOR PUNISHMENT
Banik Ostrava coach Radomir Korytar hit on a novel way of penalizing his players for a run of poor performances — sentencing them to a spell of hard labor.
Equipped with hoes, rakes, spades and saws, the players gathered at 6:45am every morning to work on improving the look of their training center.
Korytar said the players would at least know “what they are in for if they don’t do their jobs properly.”
“There are some who have accepted it with good humor, but others grumble, for instance [Brazilian midfielder] Dyjan Carlos de Azevedo has complained that his arms hurt,” he told the Czech Sport daily.
CAR ANTICS LEAVE OWNER STUMPED
Former Zimbabwe captain Brendan Taylor was discovered asleep in someone else’s car after Nottinghamshire’s victory over Durham in English county cricket’s One-Day Cup.
Michael Whitaker was leaving for work when he found someone lying in his unlocked Chevrolet Matiz. It turned out to be 29-year-old Taylor.
“Neither myself, the police or Brendan knew what to do,” Whitaker told the Nottingham Post. “I don’t think he knew where he was, but he was very apologetic and it quickly became clear that it was very innocent.”
Whitaker added: “Realising who it was made it even funnier because how often do you find an international cricket star asleep in your car?”
PUTT THE QUESTION
Danish golfer Andreas Harto missed the cut at the Made in Denmark tournament, but was still celebrating after proposing to his girlfriend on the 16th green.
The 27-year-old made a birdie, then gestured to his stunned girlfriend, Louise, who was watching from the sidelines and got down on one knee before plucking a jewelry box from his pocket.
“I couldn’t say any words and I didn’t hear her say ‘yes,’ so I had to ask her afterwards and luckily she did want to marry me so I’m a lucky man,” he said.
STING WHEN YOU ARE WINNING
A swarm of bees attacked an English pre-season soccer friendly, with a beekeeper having to be called to clear the hive.
The incident happened at Oldham’s ground in northwest England, where the home side were to face Blackburn Rovers with photographs showing the bees had built a hive around the goalposts at one end.
“You cannot BEE serious? Hope everyone is swarming down today...,” Oldham FC said in a post on Twitter.
DJOKOVIC MUNCHES A BUNCH
Novak Djokovic celebrated his third Wimbledon title with a nibble of the famed Center Court grass.
“It tasted very, very good this year. I don’t know what the grounds people have done, but they have done a great job,” Djokovic said after beating Roger Federer 7-6 (7/1), 6-7 (10/12), 6-4, 6-3 in the final.
LEG TO DIFFER
When Djokovic breezed into the Wimbledon fourth round, he was asked by a wheelchair-bound fan to autograph his prosthetic leg as he left Center Court.
“The gentleman gave me his artificial leg ... I want to be politically correct about it,” Djokovic said. “I gave him my signature. I hope it will make him feel better.”
TENT STOPS PLAY
There was a bizarre incident in the final session of play during Australia’s cricket tour opener against Kent in Canterbury when a spectator pitched a tent on the outfield and went inside it before emerging in a pair of shorts and flying helmet.
He returned to his tent again, with security staff first trying to bundle him off the outfield while he was still in it. He re-emerged, bowed to spectators and was then escorted off the outfield.
A man calling himself #Discoboy @Leeplumberdj, who had those words displayed on his chest, later claimed credit for the stunt.
“I just wanted a better view,” he posted on Twitter, before adding: “Apparently camping is forbidden. I thought I had the right season.”
PAVLOV IN DOG HOUSE
Russian golfer Andrey Pavlov carded a record score at the Austrian Open, but not the kind he will remember fondly after shooting an embarrassing 17 on the par-five first hole.
He found the water six times on his way to a 17, tying the unwanted record for most strokes at one hole in a European Tour event which was set by Chris Gane at Gleneagles in 2003.
The all-time worst score for one hole is 20 carded by Philippe Porquier at the 1978 French Open. Pavlov finished on 90 and a two-round total of 161.
PEARSON’S OSTRICH MOMENT
Former Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson accused a journalist of being “an ostrich” during a peculiar tirade following his side’s 3-1 loss at home to Chelsea.
Ian Baker, who was covering the match for AFP, asked Pearson to elaborate after he told his post-match press conference that his players had had to deal with “criticism and negativity.”
“Have you been on holiday for six months? Have you been away for six months?” responded Pearson. “Your question is absolutely unbelievable, the fact you do not understand where I am coming from. If you don’t know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich. Your head must be in the sand.”
Pearson, who later left his job at the club, also mocked Baker’s voice and described him as “very stupid,” but later apologized.
HAPPY MOMMY’S BOYS
The players of Dutch champions Ajax walked onto the pitch for their final home game of the season hand in hand with their mothers to mark Mother’s Day.
With the title already wrapped up, the Dutch giants took the opportunity to put a new twist on the traditional pre-match ritual where local children usually act as mascots for the players.
“#MothersDay! If they can’t visit us on #matchday, let’s visit them!,” @AFCAjax_EN wrote on the club’s Twitter feed.
PREGNANCY PAUSE
Andy Murray saw the funny side when a US celebrity magazine accidentally captioned the British tennis star as a proud new father instead of former world No. 1 Andy Roddick.
Roddick and his wife, actress and model Brooklyn Decker, announced that they were expecting their first baby.
However, when People CelebWatch tweeted a picture of the couple, it was headlined: “Andy Murray and Brooklyn Decker Expecting First Child.”
“Not sure my wife and @andyroddick will be best pleased to find these out via Twitter! #error,” tweeted Murray.
Roddick, a former US Open winner and a three-time Wimbledon runner-up, also saw the lighter side.
“@andy_murray @BrooklynDecker ...... Murray ...... Hide,” tweeted the 32-year-old American.
Davis Cup winner Murray and his wife Kim are expecting their first child in February.
SANITARY TOWEL FIX
Heat and humidity are a perennial problem at the Malaysian Grand Prix, but Mercedes driver Nico Rosberg had a unique solution — wearing a sanitary towel inside his helmet.
“Actually I do have sort of a headband in my helmet, it is my trick, but I can tell you. I put a woman’s ... erm ... what do you call them? The thing you put in your underwear.”
When the interviewer suggested “tights,” Rosberg replied, “No, inside the underwear,” before the term “sanitary towel” was volunteered.
“Sanitary towel — I put that on my forehead in my helmet to take up the sweat,” confirmed the driver.
HIT FOR SIX BY GHOST SIGHTING
A Pakistani cricketer on tour in New Zealand was hit for six when he saw what he believed was a ghost haunting him in his hotel room.
Haris Sohail was convinced a “supernatural” presence was haunting him when he awoke to find his bed moving, team manager Naveed Akram Cheema said.
Cheema said that Sohail called a member of the coaching staff who arrived to find the 26-year-old all-rounder “visibly shaken.”
Sohail, a left-arm spinner and middle-order batsman, spent the rest of the night in the coach’s room at the Rydges Latimer hotel in Christchurch before being moved to another room.
A fan tweeted: “You’ve faced down Shaitaan [the devil], the Kiwis should be easy. Best wishes.”
Badminton world No. 3 Anders Antonsen clinched his first Indonesia Open title yesterday after beating Taiwan’s Chou Tien-chen, while South Korea’s An Se-young won her second championship in Jakarta. The 28-year-old Dane sank world No. 7 Chou at the Indonesian capital’s Istora Senayan arena, winning 22-20, 21-14 in a 60-minute match to secure the prestigious Super 1000 event. Antonsen came out on top in a tightly contested first game before cruising to victory in the second. In a more closely fought women’s singles final, South Korean ace and world No. 1 An fought back from one game down to beat China’s
Spain starlets Lamine Yamal and Nico Williams dazzled on Thursday as La Roja beat France 5-4 in a thriller in Stuttgart, Germany, to set up a UEFA Nations League final with Portugal. Yamal bagged a brace, while Williams scored and provided an assist as the two wingers cut France’s makeshift defense to ribbons. Mikel Merino and Pedri were also on the score sheet for the UEFA Euro 2024 champions. Kylian Mbappe netted a second-half penalty, but Spain were 5-1 up and cruising, before Les Bleus suddenly woke up as their opponents took their foot off the pedal. France’s three late goals — a
Italy crashed to a 3-0 loss away to Norway, as the four-time FIFA World Cup champions made a disastrous start to their 2026 World Cup qualifying campaign on Friday, while Belgium had to settle for a draw in North Macedonia. Alexander Sorloth, Antonio Nusa and Erling Haaland all scored in the first half in pouring rain in Oslo as Norway made it a night to forget for Italy, who missed out on the past two World Cups. “I have no explanation. Our supporters don’t deserve this kind of match. We need to do some soul-searching. It’s unacceptable,” Italy captain and goalkeeper Gianluigi
The Crusaders yesterday produced a clinical performance in difficult conditions to beat the Queensland Reds 32-12 and claim home advantage in next week’s Super Rugby semi-finals. Lock Scott Barrett and prop Tamaiti Williams scored first-half tries to reward an outstanding performance from the Crusaders’ forwards in wet, slippery conditions and bitterly cold temperatures. Scrumhalf Noah Hotham defied the conditions in the second half to score a superb solo try and, after kicking a conversion and penalty to make the score 22-0 at the hour mark, flyhalf Rivez Reihana scored a try which took the game beyond the Reds. “Typical Christchurch weather, cold, wet
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