"President Chen Shui-bian" (陳水扁) begs a pop star to write him cheerful songs to reverse his sagging approval ratings. Meanwhile a feminist "Vice President Annette Lu" (呂秀蓮) launches a campaign to purge sexist Chinese writing characters.
Welcome to the world of The Big Pressure Cooker (全民大悶鍋), a hugely popular satirical televion show incorporating a cheeky blend of comedy sketches, rap music and unflattering mimicry of politicians.
The show, broadcast five nights a week, reflects the nation's transformation into one of Asia's freest societies.
As late as the mid-1990s, the nation's conservative establishment would have dismissed spoofing local bigwigs as culturally inappropriate.
And the show also lampoons Chinese leaders -- though gently, with Chinese officials providing effective if authoritarian solutions to Taiwan's social headaches.
One figure parodied on the show is Zhang Mingqing (張銘清), China's spokesman on Taiwanese affairs, who is played by comedian Tai Chih-yuan (邰智源).
In one sketch, "Zhang" urges Taiwanese officials, perplexed by problems such as an unruly media, "to learn from the motherland."
"If our media don't follow orders, we don't shut them down," the "official" says. "We have them shot."
The show also targets US President George W. Bush, with a character playing the US leader frequently referring to Chen as "little brother."
He then proceeds to scold him for not being subservient enough to the US power.
Though the show's audience is mostly domestic, it also reaches China, as well as Hong Kong and Singapore.
Pressure Cooker producer Wang Wei-chung (王偉忠) says the show's success comes from turning politicians into objects of fun, rather than preaching partisan doctrines.
"We make the politicians look clownish," he said. "But we don't demonize them."
Endless political feuds leave many depressed, said one of the show's scriptwriters, Hsieh Nien-chu (謝念祖).
"We get the viewers to laugh their hearts out, and the politicians can't help but go along with it," he said.
The show has no shortage of material to draw on.
insecurities
In one of the show's recent sketches, comedian Tang Chung-sheng (唐從聖) appeared as an effusive President Chen lookalike, revealing his insecurities to guests -- including pop icon Jay Chou (周杰倫), played by another actor -- in a corner of the presidential offices.
The "pop star" looked on bemusedly as Tang, sporting Chen's trademark perpetual smile, asked him: "Will you write me a song to help prop up my plunging popularity?"
In another recent satirical sketch wig-wearing male actor Hsu Chieh-hui (
She soon fastened onto the character for "concubine," which includes the radical for "woman."
With the flick of a pen, she replaced "woman" with "man."
Wang said that when he began his television career in the 1980s, censors kept satire far more moderate than Pressure Cooker off TV.
But now, he said, censors wouldn't dare be so intrusive.
"For thousands of years, Chinese have treated their leaders as saints, [and officials] have required that works of art serve political purposes," he said. "We've come a long way."
Filmmaker Khan Lee (李崗) -- brother of Oscar-winning director Ang Lee (李安) -- agrees with Wang's assessment.
"With its fast pace, explosive subjects and major events, the Pressure Cooker show epitomizes Taiwanese culture," he said.
The first two F-16V Bock 70 jets purchased from the US are expected to arrive in Taiwan around Double Ten National Day, which is on Oct. 10, a military source said yesterday. Of the 66 F-16V Block 70 jets purchased from the US, the first completed production in March, the source said, adding that since then three jets have been produced per month. Although there were reports of engine defects, the issue has been resolved, they said. After the jets arrive in Taiwan, they must first pass testing by the air force before they would officially become Taiwan’s property, they said. The air force
GLOBAL: Although Matsu has limited capacity for large numbers of domestic tourists, it would be a great high-end destination for international travelers, an official said Lienchiang County’s (Matsu) unique landscape and Cold War history give it great potential to be marketed as a destination for international travelers, Tourism Administration Director General Chen Yu-hsiu (陳玉秀) said at the weekend. Tourism officials traveled to the outlying island for the Matsu Biennial, an art festival that started on Friday to celebrate Matsu’s culture, history and landscape. Travelers to Matsu, which lies about 190km northwest of Taipei, must fly or take the state-run New Taima passenger ship. However, flights are often canceled during fog season from April to June. Chen spoke about her vision to promote Matsu as a tourist attraction in
PAWSITIVE IMPACT: A shop owner said that while he adopted cats to take care of rodents, they have also attracted younger visitors who also buy his dried goods In Taipei’s Dadaocheng (大稻埕), cats lounging in shops along Dihua Street do more than nap amid the scent of dried seafood. Many have become beloved fixtures who double as photography models, attracting visitors and helping boost sales in one of the capital’s most historic quarters. A recent photo contest featuring more than a dozen shop cats drew more than 2,200 submissions, turning everyday cat-spotting into a friendly competition that attracted amateur and professional photographers. “It’s rare to see cats standing, so when it suddenly did, it felt like a lucky cat,” said Sabrina Hsu (徐淳蔚), who won the NT$10,000 top prize in
STRIKE: Some travel agencies in Taiwan said that they were aware of the situation in South Korea, and that group tours to the country were proceeding as planned A planned strike by airport personnel in South Korea has not affected group tours to the country from Taiwan, travel agencies said yesterday. They added that they were closely monitoring the situation. Personnel at 15 airports, including Seoul’s Incheon and Gimpo airports, are to go on strike. They announced at a news conference on Tuesday that the strike would begin on Friday next week and continue until the Mid-Autumn Festival next month. Some travel agencies in Taiwan, including Cola Tour, Lion Travel, SET Tour and ezTravel, said that they were aware of the situation in South Korea, and that group