A: Does the cat belong to the temple?
B: No. The temple acolyte says she goes there every day, but she’s afraid of strangers, and just hides in a corner.
A: Doesn’t anyone feed her?
Photo: Chang Hsuan-che, Liberty Times 照片：自由時報記者張軒哲
B: Yes, but she doesn’t come out to eat. She eats the food I take, though!
A: Wow, Her Majesty has trained you well!
B: Ha, I think we have a special connection.
（Translated by Paul Cooper, Taipei Times／台北時報林俐凱）
A polite address when speaking to a queen. With a king, it would be His Majesty. Used jokingly here, because it’s talking about a cat, albeit one that demands that it is accorded respect.
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