It's a common dilemma. Late-night roadblock, a foreigner pulled over, wondering whether he should try speaking Mandarin to curry favor or simply plow through in English and play dumb.
"No Mandarin!" yells Taipei patrolman Jack Lin, as if he were a lawyer.
"When they talk to you, don't answer anything," adds Hill Lu, a patrolman of 12 years who is sitting next to him. "Just speak English and you can go."
PHOTO: GEORGE TSORNG, TAIPEI TIMES
Lin, Lu, and a third colleague, Amy Chiou, are taking a break from their bi-weekly English classes. In an empty conference room on the second floor of a precinct station, they are having a little fun advising a foreigner on the dos and don'ts of roadblock etiquette -- and getting a chance to practice their English, too.
In a society sometimes preoccupied with learning the world's lingua franca, the police are also getting in on the action. Around 85 percent of the officers in Taipei want to improve their language skills, says Kay Chou, an administrator at the bushiban that set up the in-precinct tutoring for the trio. "But most don't do it at the stationhouse," she says. "They can be a little embarrassed about their need to take classes, so they do it a little more inconspicuously at bushibans like Global Village (
"Nearly every police officer in Taiwan wants to learn English," concurs Emily Wu, a spokeswoman for the Central Police University (
A step above the police academy, the Central Police University is the institution responsible for training every police officer in Taiwan. Jing Da (
Lin, a slender man of 34 years who keeps his ballooning pants cinched high above his waist with a shiny leather belt, came on to the police force directly after high school. By doing so, he circumvented most of his military service.
Lin now walks a standard beat, patrolling one sector of the city on foot and dealing mostly with "some troublemakers who've had too much to drink." But after 13 years as a beat cop, he hopes to move up in the ranks. That's why he's studying English.
Like every college in Taiwan, Central Police University accepts students based on a qualifying exam, namely the dreaded lian kao (
For officers like Lin, Lu, and Chiou, the lian kao is the single mighty obstacle that stands between pounding the pavement and the administrative positions they hope to attain. "The salary is not that much higher, but you have more power," says Lu, adding, "If you work really hard but don't pass the test to get into Central Police University, you won't get anywhere."
On account of the test's English section, Lin has already failed the exam three times. Lu and Chiou have both failed twice. Though they are full of wistful sighs when it comes to their paper and ink adversary, they still keep a sense of humor about it. "If you don't pass, you can always take the exam again next year," says Lu.
But there's more to it than that. For the trio, who say their main use for English is giving directions to foreign tourists, the need to study the language exists mostly as a bewildering paradox. The program in which they hope to enroll at Central Police University requires only four credit hours in English in a 72-credit program.
For most who go through the academy, they say, English goes in one ear and out the other.
"They learn it to get in, and then they never use it again," says Lu.
Central Police University, however, maintains that English is more than just an add-on to the curriculum. Spokeswoman Emily Wu says the school must produce officers who are on a par with the island's other college graduates.
"If we don't teach English, the curriculum we offer won't be comparable to that of other universities in Taiwan," she says.
Wu also says English is necessary for advanced police training. "Some investigative procedures, such as DNA testing, are largely written about in English," she says. "So if officers don't know English, they can't stay up to date on the latest techniques."
But on the street, English falls by the wayside for many cops. In cases involving foreigners, English is not overly important because the foreign affairs police are almost invariably called upon. In Taipei, that unit's 128 members generally have a high proficiency in English, but do not necessarily receive much in benefits of higher rank or pay on account of their linguistic skills.
Lin notes that when he was on traffic duty, he learned certain useful English phrases on his own time, not through police training. To this day, he can still pronounce, "license," "ID card," and "registration" beautifully. Even so, he has never given a foreigner a ticket.
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