Some places want to be all things to all people. Panos Cafe Taiwan tries hard, and despite many appealing qualities, does not come together as a coherent whole. It wants to be a healthy eating option, a cafe, a bakery, a European-style diner, a bar, a breakfast joint, and a gathering place. You see hints of all these things, but it does not manage to excel in any particular area.
Panos is a Belgian brand that has some similarities to the American Subway sandwich chain: Fast food with a veneer of healthy eating. Panos has a range of baked goods, ranging from breads to pasties to waffles. Never having tried the original Belgian product, it is hard to compare the Taiwan outlet to the original, but it doesn’t take much to realize that there has been a high degree of localization. For those who hoped to see another competitor in the European-style baked goods segment, Panos cannot but be a disappointment. Worse yet, its localized items do not seem to have caught the imagination of locals, and might well be off-putting to those looking for conventional western diner food.
The first thing I tried when I first visited Panos was the Belgian waffles. You would not think you could go far wrong with waffles at such an establishment, but looking at the menu immediately sparks a sense of trepidation. There are some very “interesting” choices, and deciding that half-measures would not do, I opted for the waffles with cream cheese, guava, tomato and plum sauce (NT$150). It was not as weird as it might have been, but neither did it open up new horizons. The slightly acid flavor of the guava was actually rather nice with the waffles, which were crisp, but the tomato and plum sauce were something of an afterthought, as indeed was the cream cheese. The plate failed to look either elegant or inviting, and did not provide much incentive to try out the waffles with green mango, coffee cream or tuna.
Address: 5, Ln 13, Yongkang St, Taipei City (台北市永康街13巷5號)
Telephone: (02) 2351-0909
Open: 7am to 11pm
Average meal: From NT$200
Details: Menu in Chinese and English; no credit cards
The pasties were equally interesting in all the wrong ways, but the waffles had blunted my curiosity for weird taste sensations and I played it safe with a pasty stuffed with braised pork rice (滷肉飯), mushrooms and cheese (NT$180), which seemed preferable to the other savory options, one of which included pork floss. The pasty arrived, a square pocket of puff pastry on a large white plate, along with two tiny sticks of carrot and three of cucumber with a thick tahini-esque dressing piped on top. This was minimalism unhinged, and the flavors did very little to balance out the inadequacies of design. The pasty was well filled and had a perfectly satisfactory meaty texture, but it was not something to savor. That said, it was a good filler to accompany the small selection of Belgian beers available. The sandwiches have the most conventional appearance on paper, and also prove the most satisfactory. The Mexican spicy smoked chicken sandwich (NT$150), served in a bread described as Panizza, a kind of mix of pizza and Panini, had a good hit of spice, with tomato and onion, giving it some moisture. The bread itself was a bit like cardboard, but definitely a superior brand of cardboard.
One of the main selling points, and the feature that gives Panos a European vibe, is its selection of beers, some on tap, others bottled, from the Palm brewery. Palm’s regular is available, along with Rodenbach, Steenbrugge Wit Beer and Estaminet, all on tap, for NT$130, and there is a larger selection of bottled beers (NT$150 to NT$220). The staff is woefully ignorant about the beers, and while the price is very reasonable, availability is erratic.