London sheds sexual conservatism

"We wanted to dress up and see Dita," the pierced Roz said.

Inna added: "The best thing we've seen is a fat man in a pink dress. I've never worn a skirt that short."

Showgoers left the venue with bags stuffed full of sexy goodies — friends and lovers might be getting something a bit more exciting than a tangerine in their Christmas stocking this year.