An article in the New York Times caught my eye. In it, Nick Bilton, a Times columnist, recounts a recent dinner party that he hosted, in the middle of which his phone beeped with a text message.
“Hey, I see you’re having people over,” it read. “OK if I stop by?”
What puzzled Mr Bilton was how this person knew he was having a dinner party.
Then he looked at his guests.
“Over the course of the three-hour dinner,” the poor sap eventually discovered, “my friends posted seven photos on Path, sent six Twitter messages (five with photos), [put] six photos on Instagram and two people checked in on Foursquare.”
“When I added up the collective follower counts of the people in the room, my little dinner party was potentially viewed by more people than watch The Late Show on CBS — over 3 million,” he said.
And, to add insult to (self-inflicted) injury, a few days later he telephoned someone in a work-related call, only to be told by the other person — who has never crossed his threshold — how much he “just loved” the lamps hanging above the Bilton kitchen table.
Welcome to our socially networked world. One of the most puzzling things about it is why normally sane, well-adjusted, intelligent people lose not only their judgment but also their marbles when confronted with the opportunities for exposure offered by Twitter, Facebook, Foursquare, Path, Instagram et al.
As I wrote that, my Twitter stream updated.
“I’m at Leicester Square underground station (central London),” tweeted one of the (normally sane, well-adjusted, etc) people whom I follow. Then I checked with Foursquare, a service to which this person subscribes.
“xxx checked in at Leicester Square London underground station,” it burbled, before excitedly adding that xxx had earned seven “points” for managing to find a major tube station.
Three of these points were for “First time at Leicester Square London underground station,” and four were for “First Tourist Information Center!”
Foursquare, in case you have not come across it, is possibly the daftest application of GPS technology yet devised. It is a mobile application that allows registered users to “check in” at a particular location. Checkers-in are rewarded with “points” and sometimes “badges.” (I am not making this up). Check-in requires active user selection and points are awarded at check-in. Subscribers can also opt to have their checking-in achievements automatically posted to Twitter or Facebook.
But wait, there is more! If you have checked in to a location on more occasions than anyone else over the past 60 days, then you are crowned “mayor” of that location. Of course some other rotter can depose you by checking in even more frantically and no doubt even as I write there are epic tussles going on for the mayorship of various underground stations, or the third litter bin on the left at the exit from a major railway station.
If this business of points, badges and mayorships reminds you of the collection games that five-year-old children play with picture cards, Pokemon accessories and other gewgaws, then you are right on the money. The thing is though, that according to Wikipedia, the Foursquare game is currently being played by 20 million adults, which makes one wonder if perhaps the time has come to rethink the whole business of universal adult franchise. Should anyone this idiotic have the vote?