Sheesh, La Hora really got its cojones in a bunch. Maybe while Ma’s down in Central America he can smooth things over. I’ve got the perfect idea: How about a trade deal? We’ve already got an FTA with Guatemala, so we’ll have to go even farther.
We’ll call it something like the “Bribery-substitution foreign-ally-maintenance preferential-treatment-for-Guatemalan-goods, so-you-can-rest economic framework agreement.”
Or, in Neihu-ese, the “Yes, we want more bananas” deal.
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