Seriously, though, what is it about the Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) and its desire to control absolutely everything?
And what next? A law stipulating that renegade KMT Legislator Lo Shu-lei (羅淑蕾) wear a muzzle in public?
Anyway, gotta dash. My Twitter followers (or twats, as I call them) are waiting for my next tweet. Sayonara.
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