He could even make a movie out of it, including scenes in the tradition of Rumble in the Bronx of good ol’ Jackie inviting hotheads to sit down, drink tea and listen to him croon Sincere Hero (真心英雄). Call it Police Story 5: Supercop Brings Nipponized Taike Bumpkins to Heel.
You got a problem with that? You doth protest too much, methinks.
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