Still, this story of queer cross-strait camaraderie could prove immensely useful to our brave boys in the event of a commie invasion.
All the Psyops Division needs to do is print out 250,000 masks of the lovely Chang in uniform for distribution to our soldiers. Then, if D-Day were ever to arrive and the communist hordes were bearing down on our defenses, the order would be: "Pull out the masks!"
Even the most cold-blooded communist killing machine would have to think twice about pulling the trigger when faced with the object of his desires from twice-weekly fumblings in the barracks latrine.
It'll be a turkey shoot.
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