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Johnny Neihu's NewsWatch: What's your beef with intercourse?

By Johnny Neihu 強尼內湖

Still, this story of queer cross-strait camaraderie could prove immensely useful to our brave boys in the event of a commie invasion.

All the Psyops Division needs to do is print out 250,000 masks of the lovely Chang in uniform for distribution to our soldiers. Then, if D-Day were ever to arrive and the communist hordes were bearing down on our defenses, the order would be: "Pull out the masks!"

Even the most cold-blooded communist killing machine would have to think twice about pulling the trigger when faced with the object of his desires from twice-weekly fumblings in the barracks latrine.

It'll be a turkey shoot.

Heard or read something particularly objectionable about Taiwan? Johnny wants to know: dearjohnny@taipeitimes.com is the place to reach me, with "Dear Johnny" in the subject line.

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