Becks, Sir Sean and Keanu in fake Viagra ad shock

Or can’t they? We learn from his representatives that that Connery “will seek compensation for the damages,” and Beckham is said to be considering similar action. But legal experts say Chinese copyright law is Byzantine in its complexity, if we might mix our civilizations for a moment, and it would be the most monumental folly for Beckham not to simply walk away from this case. Lost in Showbiz is more than willing to go along with this reading, as it enjoys the image of a solicitous friend — fellow England soccer player Gary Neville, probably — leading David away from the mire with the immortal words: “Forget it, Becks. It’s Chinatown.”