Few people in the world have more sensitive jobs than economic policy makers. Markets rise and fall by their words. Investors eat, sleep and breathe their every syllable.
Living standards change with their deeds and actions.
All of which explains why financial bigwigs need to watch what they say, even in jest. Japan this week saw many a verbal faux pas -- some that moved markets, some that didn't. In each case, however, investors could be excused for wondering what gives in the world's second-biggest economy.
With apologies to David Letterman, here's a list of the top-10 silly things said by Japan's economic policy makers this week. Drum roll, please.
The Top 10 silly things said about Japan's economy:
10. "I felt really let down," said Finance Minister Masajuro Shiokawa when asked how he felt about the Nikkei 225 stock average falling below 11,000 for the first time in 17 years. "We can't think of any immediate measures to support stock prices, which irritates me," he offered yesterday. (Same with investors, mate. You know, the people who thought you guys were finally getting serious about fixing the economy. They too may be let down and irritated.)
9. "We shouldn't focus only on issues right in front of us." Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi about the Nikkei dwindling to its lowest since 1984. (You mean swooning stocks, deflation, recession, those kinds of things? We thought you were elected to do just that: tackle the big problems right under your nose.)
8. "The country won't be able to meet the 1.7 percent growth target this fiscal year,'' opined Taro Aso, the Liberal Democratic Party's chief policy maker. (Thanks for the news flash; tell us something we don't know!!!!!)
7. "Though some people argue altering the tax system won't support stocks, I think they're wrong.'' Hideyuki Aizawa, head of Japan's ruling-party's tax panel, of plans to trim capital gains taxes on stocks. (What's the point of cutting capital gains taxes when there's no capital gains to be had?)
6. "I don't think stock movements will devastate financial institutions' business base," said Bank of Japan Governor Masaru Hayami, when asked whether sliding stocks would hurt banks. (Nice try, Hayami. But as a banker, the central one, you know full well the stock market's plunge is slamming banks' balance sheets. Let's at least hope you do.)
5. "The central bank will ponder its next move flexibly if further monetary relaxation measures become necessary," said BOJ Executive Director Minoru Masubuchi. (Maybe something got lost in the translation, but it could mean BOJ folks will be doing a whole lot of stretching and bending before plopping down on a beach chair to, well, ponder. Then again, if Japan's monetary policy were any more relaxed, it would be dead.)
4. "By doubling the number of inspectors, we'll be able to conduct more audits." Takashi Fujiwara, a Financial Services Agency deputy director general, on plans to investigate banks more actively. (It's Japan's only growth industry -- counting loans, and bad ones at that.)
3. "I don't think the country can pay back its ?666 trillion [US$5.6 trillion] debt,'' said Heizo Takenaka, Japan's minister for economic and fiscal policy. ``In the past, the governments of France after the Napoleonic War and England after World War II amassed extraordinary debt which they never paid back." (Maybe he should get his nose out of the history books and start reading some economic texts. Still, might be worth tapping him for a loan.)
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